KONG FUNNIES

Welcome to the KONG Funnies. This all started a joke around
the Office. One of us would find a old advertisement, or just a picture
and doctor it up. Producing a KONG oriented advertisement. Some
of these were so funny we could not keep them to ourselves. So enjoy,
have a laugh on us. We will continue to put up new KONG funnies
each and every week. Hey if you want, submit one. We will post it.
And feel free to email them around, have fun.

Sincerely yours KONG STAFF

One last thing, If any of these offend you then you should stop looking
at them, you may go blind or somthing.

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Friday "December 30th, 2005
Happy New Year!!

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Friday "December 23rd, 2005
Happy Holidays From KONG!!

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Friday "December 16th, 2005
Time to Upgrade to a bigger ride.

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Friday "December 9th, 2005
What color day will you have??

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Friday "December 2nd, 2005
You know your in trouble when....

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Friday "November 24th, 2005
HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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Friday "November 18th, 2005
Xbox 360 & KONG!

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Friday "November 11th, 2005
Don't abuse the power of KONG!

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Friday "November 4th, 2005
We got bigger problems that just Wilma!

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Friday October 21st, 2005
Ya gotta' love the OldSchool

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Friday October 14th, 2005
How will you use your KONG?

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Friday October 7th, 2005
You know its working when...

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Friday September 30th, 2005
Jack and the wood-stalk

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Friday September 22nd, 2005
Simple Exersises?

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Friday September 15th, 2005
Pure Parody

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Friday September 9th, 2005
Just a regular KONG night

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Friday September 2nd, 2005
Filler-Up!

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Friday Agust 25th, 2005
Not Again!

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Friday Agust 19th, 2005
Microsoft should learn how it's done from Us!

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Friday Agust 12th, 2005
May need to trim that chest hair

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Friday Agust 5th, 2005
It's not just for the guys

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Friday July 29th, 2005
Kong and NASA
at it again

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Friday July 22nd, 2005
All Praise the KING!

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Friday July 15th, 2005
Special Funny
How KONG was born!

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Friday July 8th, 2005
Don't let this happen to you!

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Friday July 1st, 2005
Happy Phorph Uh July!

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Friday June 24th, 2005
The KONG Triple "R"

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Friday June 17th, 2005
Not another Tie!

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Friday June 10, 2005
Not a good idea

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Friday June 3, 2005
If you can't see this funny, its to late!

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Friday May 26th, 2005
Not at the Zoo!

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